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Finer Facts

Finer Facts:

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Dire Grievances

A reading from the book of Pet Peeves, Chapter 1, Verses 1-10.

v.1. Thou shall not use the name of class in vain.

v.2.Thou shall not attempt to draw attention to oneself by increasing their volume or speeding up their articulation whilst praying aloud in a group.

v.3. Thou shall not miss a belt loop.

v.4. Thou shall not sport clothes, even of a finer nature, out of season.

v.5. Thou shall not promote the phrase "Real men wear pink", for it is a heresy.

v.6. Thou shall not use the expression "lol" aloud, for it is unwieldy and outdated.

v.7. Thou shall not boast about thy area code to which thou identifies with.

v.8. Thou shall not button thy top button on ones polo or button down shirt unless sporting a tie.

v.9. Thou shall not dangle one's lanyard out of his pocket.

v.10. Thou shall not sport an inappropriate amount of sweat bands.



William & Walter
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