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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Dire Grievances Part 2

A reading from the book of Pet Peeves, Verses 11-15
(Verses 1-10)

v.11 Thou shall not put any blogs before this blog.

v.12 Thou shall not answer rhetorical questions.

v.13 Thou shall only use the bro sign in a satirical or sarcastic manner, never as a genuine gesture.

v.14 Thou shall not use ye phrase "that's what she said" without labeling thy pronouns.

v.15 Thou shall not take mirror photographs of thy self. 


William & Walter
Quadruple U