Hierarchy of Monuments

Since humanity first left its allegorical nest, it has never ceased to fly, moreover progress. This constant advancing has always been fueled by the astounding achievements and breakthroughes of many distinguished individuals. To properly honor these achievements, mankind has produced a grand array of monuments. Some of these mementos are extraordinarily fine whilst others are mundane. Regardless, monuments manage to depict what mere recollections cannot. We've compiled a gradient of the amount of class demonstrated from different types of monuments. This hierarchy may also serve to assist you in measuring your own worth to the world.

• Birth Certificates: The article that proves your existence. It is considered very difficult to be classy if one does not exist.
• Photographs: Pictures are the most easily obtainable monuments to date. However, they require no standards of self dignity or even a smidgen of class, as portrayed in today's social networks and such. 
• Reserved Parking Spots: Occasionally, a parking spot will bear someone's name, announcing that due to there importance and/or social status, they deserve to station their vehicle in the convenient area more than others.
• Wikipedia Pages: A monument that resembles a branching out. Not only the people in your immediate reach recognize your popularity. Information from various sources must be used to confirm your distinguished accomplishments
• Paintings: A painting that depicts you is often a result of your actions inspiring someone to use their God given talents. This is valid indicator that you've accomplished something with noticeable levels of class.:
• Urban Legend: Though not a tangible monument, the spirit of the town folk who retell your heroic feats and speculate on what you were fed as a child prove that you're a virtuoso of class.
• Face on Currency: You've achieved such a level of honor amongst your fellow people that they'd like to recognize you and your extraordinarily feats on federal notes.
• A Statue: A  statue is the ultimate worldly monument to one's class. Here is why:
• Statues  immortalize not only the person they represent, but also the eminence with which they lived. Statues are spawned to commemorate their subjects. They yearn to harbor as much class in their sculpted bodies as their subjects did in life. The inherent fineness of these objects can be appreciated anywhere, whether that be in a gallery in Florence or merely in a public park.

There is, however, a far superior rendition of the statue. As our friends at Mt. Rushmore have already figured out, some men deserve not a monolith made of bronze, but rather, an image weaved into nature.

Statues hold an unrivaled winning record in starring contests

Many monuments and other tributes may have been omitted from the catalog above, the why and the wherefore of this passage was to cultivate an illustrious ambition to climb the rungs on the daunting ladder of monuments. "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T.S. Eliot.

Stay Classy,


William & Walter
W & W
Quadruple U

The Origin of Winks, Part 1

Though it has sadly fallen into the hands of teenagers with unlimited texting plans, ultimately resulting in its unpractical evolution into a smiley-winky face, the wink still retains a plethora of its original finer qualities. These finer qualities' longevity proves to play a key role in the fermentation of the wink for the duration of all of existence. We wish not to describe the uses of this gesticulation, rather we only hope to scratch the vast surface of this great action's history and impart some insight on what great task one is accepting when he becomes a sporter of the wink.

The Historical Source
Said to have been discovered by Ferdinand Magellan during his world voyage in the early 1520's, winking has remained a prominent gesticulation for almost 500 years and counting. Though Magellan was unfortunately killed during the latter part of his excursion, the remaining members of his crew courageously braved the treacherous oceans to relay his great finding to the whole world. Sadly, Magellan was the only human alive who knew the precise origin of the wink, and so the origin went to the grave alongside our beloved Ferdinand.

A man exercising the triple threat, that is winking, grinning, and raising a single brow of course

The Scientific Theory
Scientists have hypothesized the alleged origin of the wink, which is: the wink is a distant member of the Monobrow-ious Elevation-ium family, a very prestigious family that have served as pronounced figures in the class world. Though there is evidence that at one time there were many as many as 27 different variations of the raising of a single brow and winking, natural selection can be attributed to the elimination of the weaker, less classy gesticulations.

The Historic Uses
Many a historian might recall the numerous instances winking has been exhibited during a momentous occasion, so we have compiled a brief list of some of the various instances when it has been displayed. Some of them are:

• Christopher Columbus allegedly winked upon first sight of the wondrous shores of the Americas
• Groundhog Day, 1964: the groundhog, upon its arrival to the surface, winked
• June 20th, 1969, Neil Armstrong winked as a token of good fortune to the Moon

Winking is an expression whose timeless roots overshadow today's misconceptions of the gesture. Due to its rich history and mysterious origins, the wink is an action that must be delivered with grace throughout its many classy uses. However, that lesson will have to wait for another day.

Stay Classy,

William and Walter
W&W
Quadruple U

Aromatic Stimulants and the Proper and Improper Utilizations of Such

Aromatic Stimulant - Any fabricated smell able to be applied with the intention of increasing ones levels of class, courtship, or comeliness. 

A classy individual continuously expels certain fine qualities that construct their essence. One particular quality, odor, is an absolutely essential ingredient of the mien. It is an ingredient that is capable of exponentially  increasing one's courtly presence but, if improperly used, can sour the entirety of the mien one has worked so hard to create. Class is a sensitive scale, too much or too little of something can throw the delicate balance off very easily, and this has to be taken into account when one deals with Aromatic Stimulants.

A mist of class

Aromatic stimulants provide the one and only opportunity to appeal to a sense that no other article, item, or thing pertaining to class is able to, that sense is the sense of smell. Aromatic stimulants act as an aura, extending off one's corporeal body and into the air. And although one's suaveness can cause one to figuratively radiate class, aromatic stimulants do so in a literal manner.


We've devised a list to assist you in practicing the proper use of aromatic stimulants:

• One should be alerted to a dilemma concerning your aromatic stimulants when others near you begin to faint, though on rare occasions this can be caused by an overabundance of charm.
• Apart from harboring fabricated aromas, it is viable for one to expel figurative scents by conquering seemingly insurmountable ordeals or by having an unprecedented streak of favorable outcomes. 
• e.g: the smell of victory and the sweet smell of success.
• Contrary to popular belief, it is not true that if you simply ignore body odor, it will eventually part ways with your pits.
• When appreciating the scents of others, it is considered classy to waft the smell to your nose rather than recklessly sticking your face in front of it. Why go to the smell when the smell can come to you?
• Utilizing a consistent aromatic stimulant will create a unique bond between you and your aroma, producing an unmistakable identity. 

Thyne Class gods and goddesses have bestoweth upon us classy folk thy great gift of Aromatic Stimulants, and have charged us with thy duty of sporting thy gifts with due grace and reverence.


Yours in class,


William and Walter
W & W
'Quadruple U'