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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Class Connoisseurs Croakies

Class Connoisseurs Croakies

Whether you're reeling in a 10ft marlin, driving down the backwoods, or at the stadium watching the game, these croakies will ensure your sunglasses don't leave your face without your permission. Groundbreaking technology makes class ooze from the croakies, through your ears, and into your brain. They come in red and teal. Get 'em while you still can.

Stay classy.
William & Walter